Wanted: iPhone 5 prototype lost (again) in a San Francisco Bar

Ok, so here is my quick theory. Apple in all it’s wisdom wants to make sure that it’s products are idiot proof & super easy to use so just before product launch Apple orders several members of it’s testing team to get sh*tfaced drunk to put them on the same mental capacity of the average punter & try to call a taxi back to the Cupertino Campus. In which case they constantly underestimate the average consumer or their testing engineers ability to hold liquor.

Dear Apple

Once again, this is why we keep asking for a lanyard hole. When will you learn that as consumers without the billion dollar budgets you have, we wish even more to not loose our iPhones. I have a stretch cord attached to mine so I don’t drop it in the water or off tall buildings when I’m taking iphographs. But I wish I didn’t have to add a bulky case to do this.