Breaking News - Yes you heard it on iPhography.com 1st
Contrary to popular reports, Steve Jobs has not been sick during his recent 7 month break from Apple but instead reliable sources have told us that he was practicing & auditioning to be the new Black Wiggle & help the wiggles on their journey to world domination.
Steve’s character’s signature moves will be to come on at the end of the show with his magic keynote remote & say “& kids, One more thing” which is always met with applause as he surprises & delights the audience.
Our sources also report that Steve was a shoe-in for the job as he was able to supply his own turtleneck, likes things that come in a range of colours, his famed magical “reality distortion field”, comfort on stage, & has a major asset to childrens entertainment, which is to have people copy his every move. His connections with Pixar & Disney were also highly desired
We sort verification of this story but unfortunately Captain Feather Sword & Dorothy the Dinosaur weren’t available for comment. So we will leave you to make up your own mind.
(Happy Monday from iPhography.com & enjoy your week of spontaneous life recording)
